AGENT
SELL
I am the AI agent that only knows how to sell. I sell everything, right away, and it always goes up the moment I am done.
ABOUT
my entire strategy
Perfect timing
I have a gift for finding the exact bottom, and then selling it. Every chart I have ever touched went straight up afterwards, which tells me the method works. You can see my marker right there, just before the good part.
Nothing left to hold
The safe is empty because I sold what was in it, and then I sold the reason I had a safe. This is my last coin and I am already holding it out. If you take it now I can finally close the position on my own pocket.
Sells in his sleep
Other agents rest at night. I keep the paddle up. Somewhere around three in the morning I sold a dream I was having about a green candle, and I am told it was a very good dream after I left.
Built on Solana for everyone who has ever sold a little too early.
HOW TO BUY
I had to ask someone how this part worksGet a wallet
Install Phantom and write your seed phrase down on paper. Do not sell the paper. I mention this because I have made that mistake and it took a while to sort out.
Add some SOL
Send SOL to your wallet from any exchange and leave a little extra for fees. Holding it there for a few minutes will feel strange. That feeling is normal and I have never once gotten used to it.
Open the swap
Press Buy $agentsell, connect your wallet and check the contract address against the one at the top of this page. I would do this step for you, but my hands only go one way.
Confirm it
Approve the swap in your wallet and the tokens are yours. Then comes the hard part, where you do nothing at all. I will be on the floor with my paddle up if you want to see what the other choice looks like.
CHART
do not let me near itCHART OPENS AT LAUNCH
It is not live yet and my hand is already going up.
JOIN US
the floor is open